I love Davids Archuleta and Cook a lot (LIKE I LOVE LIFE OKAY), but that doesn't prevent me from making fun of them in icon form. It's like a compulsion!
5 David Cook
10 David Archuleta
5 David Cook/David Archuleta
5 American Idol-related quotes
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- #s 1 and 5 inspired by the movie Eagle vs. Shark
- #2 inspired by Cook's hilarious skit from Best Week Ever
- on #4: d. cook? ilu, but that was so not your most flattering picture ever.
- #11 was brought on by a combo of two-day-Idol-marathon-related insanity and the overwhelming creepiness of people who excessively rave about David's purity (and they're not talking about his voice). The manip, in that grand tradition, seemed like a good idea at the time (check it out). Credit to the puppy-healing quote must go to David Hewlett in Scanners 2 and SGA fandom. *starts wearing kevlar*
- #12 text from Samwell's What What (In The Butt)
- on #13: ulop and I were coming up with increasingly absurd ways David's dad abuses him. This was our, uh, "special" explanation of why David keeps shying away from people touching him. Sorry, David :(
- #14: an actual sign from an Idol audience member
- #21: Andrew Lloyd-Webber, you so creepy!
- #s 22-23: from aforementioned BWE
- #24 from the Larry King Live interview of the Top 10
- #25: a Randy Jackson compliment or subtle dig at stupid lyrics? You decide!